Every sober guy I've ever met falls into one of two categories:
1. Anxious, intelligent, paranoid younger guy. Probably was never really an alcoholic, just had trouble cutting down one time and got freaked out. Quick to diagnose their friends with alcoholism but otherwise chill. Either vegan or "yeah I honestly think it's the morally correct choice but I just haven't made the switch yet, you know". Potentially theymab
2. Insane 90iq motormouth wiggas. Either very fat or on TRT. Tattoos. Yelawolf, NF. Calls you "brotha" or "boss". Inexplicably hot wife
1. Anxious, intelligent, paranoid younger guy. Probably was never really an alcoholic, just had trouble cutting down one time and got freaked out. Quick to diagnose their friends with alcoholism but otherwise chill. Either vegan or "yeah I honestly think it's the morally correct choice but I just haven't made the switch yet, you know". Potentially theymab
2. Insane 90iq motormouth wiggas. Either very fat or on TRT. Tattoos. Yelawolf, NF. Calls you "brotha" or "boss". Inexplicably hot wife