The next time you're arguing with a moron online that sounds like a bot parroting Markov chains, remember that this is the cohort you are wasting your time on:
From https://kittenbeloved.substack.com/p/college-english-majors-cant-read
I felt smug when I read this at first but now to be honest I really want to be administered one of these tests to see if I'm as superior as I imagine myself to be.
https://muse.jhu.edu/pub/1/article/922346/pdf Here is the original study; all the usual caveats and criticisms about studies are valid here (participants might be nervous, put on the spot, speaking aloud might change understanding as opposed to silent reading, etc) but again some of these examples are such huge drops it's hard not to gawk.
I wish dark omens on these proto-humans. In a just world, they'd be janitors insisting they could invent a new mop that "solves" the tool's "design flaws" whilst a literate manager chuckles heartily and tells them to keep up the good work.
I'm assuming these are students in which case of course they will put the bare minimum effort into interpretation that they can get away with. I've seen many classmates interpret things overly literally and it's just a cognitive shortcut because they don't care about the material enough to actually attempt to process it.
Also this excerpt is hard to understand and dumb.
I unironically think people under 120iq are developmentally disabled so naw I think they really be that retarded shit