The head of HR at my office has a Church of Satan coffee mug on his desk. There's nothing else in his office that is weird, and no other indication that he's a Satanist besides this mug. I suspect you're envisioning a fat, unwashed man-child with a ponytail, but this guy is just a regular-looking middle-aged man dressed in a business casual sweater and jeans.
The CoS is based. Only religion I am aware of that explicitly says that pedos are bad. Juuuuust saying.
There's a fucking hilarious scene in Silicon Valley where some high up at Yahoo is initiated into the Church of Satan in a "dark ceremony". Trying to find the clip but it's impossible for some reason
Unironically probably better than a blue hair overweight woman HR boss.
No.12304
Anonymous
2026-09-12 07:13:31
>>12303
you're shooting the messenger
you're shooting the messenger
No.12305
Anonymous
2026-09-12 09:16:04
>>12298 (OP)
That is just a powerless, frustrated middle aged man going through his mid-life crisis by "being a bad boy".
That is just a powerless, frustrated middle aged man going through his mid-life crisis by "being a bad boy".
No.12314
Anonymous
2026-09-12 12:00:50
>>12301
Literal Reddit “religion”
Literal Reddit “religion”
No.12318
Anonymous
2026-09-12 14:39:49
I imagine he's being ironic.
>>12301
CoS isn't real Satanism. Real Satanism is basically inverse Christianity with gnostic, hermetic, and Heathen syncretism. There's also New Age Satanism which is what O9A and its offshoots are, they believe in a lot of Jungian bullshit and can trace their origins back to the spiritual movements of the 60s.
>>12301
CoS isn't real Satanism. Real Satanism is basically inverse Christianity with gnostic, hermetic, and Heathen syncretism. There's also New Age Satanism which is what O9A and its offshoots are, they believe in a lot of Jungian bullshit and can trace their origins back to the spiritual movements of the 60s.
No.12319
Anonymous
2026-09-12 14:43:17
>>12302
Immediately where my mind went as soon as I saw the mug. He looks and acts exactly like the guy in that scene.
Immediately where my mind went as soon as I saw the mug. He looks and acts exactly like the guy in that scene.
>>12298 (OP) There's plenty of normal-looking normalfag normies who are closet freaks.
>>12322
Honestly,with the obliteration of the boundary between the digital and physical worlds during the lockdowns,ALOT more people are closet freaks.A guy that's in my college class who seems like a normal dude is just a straight up neo-nazi despite,(or rather,fuelled by it),not being white.
Honestly,with the obliteration of the boundary between the digital and physical worlds during the lockdowns,ALOT more people are closet freaks.A guy that's in my college class who seems like a normal dude is just a straight up neo-nazi despite,(or rather,fuelled by it),not being white.
>>12429 Also, you never know what depraved shit dudes are jacking it to.
>>12430
Patrick batman but he's a furry instead of a serial killer
Patrick batman but he's a furry instead of a serial killer
No.12645
Anonymous
2026-09-17 12:24:02
I agree. That’s lame
>>12482
Oh my fucking god. Are we seriously calling furryism depraved now. Are we doing this friggin gemmy soyjak party shit over behavior that is mildly unpleasant at worst
Oh my fucking god. Are we seriously calling furryism depraved now. Are we doing this friggin gemmy soyjak party shit over behavior that is mildly unpleasant at worst
No.12654
Anonymous
2026-09-17 12:53:07
Furries to the gulag
No.12655
Anonymous
2026-09-17 12:56:55
It's not depraved, just autistic. Harmless imo.
No.12657
Anonymous
2026-09-17 12:59:38
both furries and pedos are attracted to beings that cannot consent. something to think about
No.12659
Anonymous
2026-09-17 13:01:53
>>12653
I put on my wolf persona suit and enter into the furry meet up. "Shadow! It's great to see you man,how have you been?" My fursona's name isn't shadow,it's crimson,but it doesn't matter. This man doesn't even know I hate him and his wolf fursona as well. I say I going home. "No problemo,my friend,we'll grab drinks afterwards at your place!" Great.
We arrive home into my apartment. It's not the greatest apartment in the world,partially dusty and musty with the stains of dead dreams littering the floor,but the rent's good. The man,who I do not know,who I do not care to know,unzips his wolf fursona and reveals his true face. "What's the distro you're using on your thinkpad,by the way?" He talks in slurred speech mixed with the breath of liquor, as though his words were mashed together in a vineyard. I tell the stranger with my face,this horrifying,blank face that I don't run linux on that laptop,because It's my work laptop for my job. I do tell him about the exact model of the thinkpad,however. It was made in the 90s,a slimmer model of the previous bulkier lines. They cut the size down. They cut it down. I cut his head down.
I look into an empty mirror and strangle it whole. The life escaping his eyes as he is consumed by shock. Or perhaps it's my own reflection within his eyes that I see in that empty mirror.
I leave the apartment and open the door. I'm in the furry meet up. Nobody notices that I'm covered in blood,nor not in a fursuit. I see the exact shattered mirror of a man,walking up to me again,without a single wound on his body.
"Shadow! It's great to see you man,how have you been?"
I put on my wolf persona suit and enter into the furry meet up. "Shadow! It's great to see you man,how have you been?" My fursona's name isn't shadow,it's crimson,but it doesn't matter. This man doesn't even know I hate him and his wolf fursona as well. I say I going home. "No problemo,my friend,we'll grab drinks afterwards at your place!" Great.
We arrive home into my apartment. It's not the greatest apartment in the world,partially dusty and musty with the stains of dead dreams littering the floor,but the rent's good. The man,who I do not know,who I do not care to know,unzips his wolf fursona and reveals his true face. "What's the distro you're using on your thinkpad,by the way?" He talks in slurred speech mixed with the breath of liquor, as though his words were mashed together in a vineyard. I tell the stranger with my face,this horrifying,blank face that I don't run linux on that laptop,because It's my work laptop for my job. I do tell him about the exact model of the thinkpad,however. It was made in the 90s,a slimmer model of the previous bulkier lines. They cut the size down. They cut it down. I cut his head down.
I look into an empty mirror and strangle it whole. The life escaping his eyes as he is consumed by shock. Or perhaps it's my own reflection within his eyes that I see in that empty mirror.
I leave the apartment and open the door. I'm in the furry meet up. Nobody notices that I'm covered in blood,nor not in a fursuit. I see the exact shattered mirror of a man,walking up to me again,without a single wound on his body.
"Shadow! It's great to see you man,how have you been?"
No.12660
Anonymous
2026-09-17 13:02:29
fuck i wrote i say i going home im going to fucking kill myself
No.12665
Anonymous
2026-09-17 13:23:58
>>12653
Thank you, I come here to get away from the most rote responses to the already played out chan debates.
Thank you, I come here to get away from the most rote responses to the already played out chan debates.
No.12666
Anonymous
2026-09-17 13:24:02
great write up LMAO
it will be stolen and used to remake american psycho for the next gen
it will be stolen and used to remake american psycho for the next gen
>>12653
Cope faggot. Your diseased life is a blight on our time
Cope faggot. Your diseased life is a blight on our time
No.12771
Anonymous
2026-09-20 00:18:33
>>12769 so wholesome and aryan!!!! let's retvrn together anon!!!
No.12772
Anonymous
2026-09-20 00:42:37
>>12769
Must have felt real cool to say that. I think you're the first person who ever thought to say something so badass in this entire board.
Must have felt real cool to say that. I think you're the first person who ever thought to say something so badass in this entire board.
No.12788
Anonymous
2026-09-20 12:36:19
>>12769
If you live in Canada or the Netherlands there's a great program for level 0 edgelords like yourself
If you live in Canada or the Netherlands there's a great program for level 0 edgelords like yourself
>>12769
Life does not have a value. That is not to say that it is priceless as a grand jewel, but rather completely worthless. For worth is something rather human in nature. That isn't to say that other animals don't have some kind of value system, it's just that the universe doesn't care about life at all in the slightest. After all, 99.9% of the universe would kill you. Boil you alive through the low amount of pressure in space. It also doesn't care because it's not human, just mostly gas.
Life does not have a value. That is not to say that it is priceless as a grand jewel, but rather completely worthless. For worth is something rather human in nature. That isn't to say that other animals don't have some kind of value system, it's just that the universe doesn't care about life at all in the slightest. After all, 99.9% of the universe would kill you. Boil you alive through the low amount of pressure in space. It also doesn't care because it's not human, just mostly gas.
>>12791
sometimes I feel that the longer we live the more we absorb universe's apathy. it would explain why people tend to become more conservative as they age. it's also why living feels like a sin.
sometimes I feel that the longer we live the more we absorb universe's apathy. it would explain why people tend to become more conservative as they age. it's also why living feels like a sin.
No.12800
Anonymous
2026-09-20 16:10:40
>>12797
I'm not that old,hell I'm not even in my 20's yet. I'm just partly jaded from life and mostly just retarded as hell. Makes sense why people think I'm old as hell then.
People become more conservative as they age because they hold onto the world that they knew. There is a right way to do things, and a wrong way to do things. Comfort,really. The root of all morality is comfort.
I'm not that old,hell I'm not even in my 20's yet. I'm just partly jaded from life and mostly just retarded as hell. Makes sense why people think I'm old as hell then.
People become more conservative as they age because they hold onto the world that they knew. There is a right way to do things, and a wrong way to do things. Comfort,really. The root of all morality is comfort.
No.13430
Anonymous
2026-10-18 08:43:55
Church of Satan/Satanic Temple nonsense is always the dumbest kind of contrarian LARP possible