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No.10964 Anonymous>>10984
BOOK REVIEW: My Year of Rest and Relaxation 2: Still Relaxin'
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open.substack.com/pub/fatherkarine/p/book-review-my-year-of-rest-and-relaxation

> The sequel opens right where its predecessor ended: Reva, on the ledge of Tower 2, the second plane inbound. As the aircraft closes, its pilot, a plucky young jihadist Ottessa renders with the same generosity she extends to all her characters, looks up from his instruments and makes direct eye contact with a frantic Reva seconds before impact. Reva explodes; the tower does not. Three sentences afterward, with no paragraph break, Reva suddenly respawns with a full health bar directly into the narrator's kitchen holding two iced Matcha lattes and asking, in an annoying ass voice, if there’s seed oil in oat milk (there is). Less seasoned authors would feel compelled to validate Reva’s reality-bending reappearance with pages of theological exposition, but not Miss Moshfegh. Reva is back, baby, and that’s all that matters.
No.10966 Anonymous
Why did you take the Sam Criss route of bullshitting your audience, I hate it, I hate having to second-guess the veracity of things, you types live like every day is April fools. It took me until the Substack comments to find out there is no such book. I hate post-truth. I do not have time or patience left in my life to live in post-truth superposition. Give me the bland, ham-fisted literalness of HN, though I will miss your turns of phrase like 'load-bearing skidmark', I will save what's left of my wit.
No.10967 Anonymous
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No.10984 Anonymous
>>10964 (OP)
added substack to the domain whitelist, here is your link
https://open.substack.com/pub/fatherkarine/p/book-review-my-year-of-rest-and-relaxation
No.10995 Anonymous
This book could have been one of the greatest short stories but instead it’s one of the most mediocre books
No.11058 Anonymous
"I'm pretty", "I'm like a model" the protaganist describes herself.

I'm sure in this case "pretty" is the same kind of "pretty" in comments like "you're SOOOOOOOOOO pretty girl!!!!!!!!" written by average-good looking women, submitted on instagram pictures of women who are markedly ugly, or worse looking than the commenters themselves
No.11059 Anonymous
Everyone in this thread is doing an impressively good job of missing the point of the article. Didn't you even read the book it's riffing on? You should, it's funny.